BAD NEWS DELIVERED
PROFESSIONALLY
For life's awkward moments, important announcements, or when you need a professional voice to break the ice. Our novelty service delivers your message with unforgettable seriousness.
Schedule a Delivery Call
OUR 3-STEP PROCESS
Fun, straightforward, and effective.
Place Your Request
Fill out our secure form with the basic details of your message and the recipient's contact information.
We Plan the Call
One of our specialists will contact YOU to confirm the details, finalize the script, and schedule the perfect time for the delivery call.
We Deliver The News
Our agent makes the call and delivers the message. You receive a confirmation report and an optional, consent-based audio recording.
OUR SERVICE PACKAGE
One comprehensive package for your peace of mind.
Professional Delivery Call
- Professional Novelty Call by a Trained US-Based Specialist
- Your Choice of Empathetic, Comedic, or Direct Tone
- Perfect for Novelty, Pranks, or Unique Announcements
- A Novelty Service for Adults (18+)
- Detailed Confirmation Report (Proof of Delivery)
- Optional Consent-Based Audio Recording
PLACE YOUR ORDER
Fill out the secure form below to begin. We will never share your details.
Delivery Request Form
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Is this service for actual bad news?
Our service is designed for novelty and entertainment purposes. Think of us for lighthearted situations: telling a friend their favorite TV show was cancelled, breaking a tie in your fantasy league, or making a unique announcement. We deliver the message with professional gravity for comedic or memorable effect.
Is this service legal and ethical?
Yes. Our service is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes. We operate under strict guidelines and reserve the right to refuse any request that is threatening, illegal, harassing, or malicious. Recordings are only made with the explicit consent of the recipient.
Will the recipient know who I am?
We act as a neutral third party to deliver your message with professional panache. However, we can not deliver anonymous messages.
Are there any age restrictions?
Yes. To ensure our service is used responsibly for its intended novelty purpose, both the sender and the recipient must be 18 years of age or older. We reserve the right to cancel any order including all that do not meet this requirement.